~ now, the task before us is to have the remainder of the pledge of allegiance to be declared unconstitutional.

~ overheard while prone on the concrete floor, with both arms under the $1800 wine cooler: “even a menial laborer can surmise from your log that you have no interest in bloggers.’

~ “these fucking demolition guys are all run by the mob. they can make you wait three fucking hours or refuse to take your fucking dumpsters; they can make your life fucking miserable. even though gotti is dead, they still do what the fuck they want. and this poor shlep has red hair; he’s irish, so they will make him haul all this shit by himself. have a good day, guy”

~ you can walk away from the security guards at the mta bus depot in east manhattan, as they will not get up from their scooters when trying to interrupt your drifting. the security guards at the citicorp tower will walk away from you if you shout the phrase “go ahead and touch me motherfucker; i dare you.”

~ overheard at red cross donation center: “we only give platelets because we can see cool movies like ‘first knight'” -kron, 2002

~ congratulations to the angry red planet for having reached 100 workunits at the seti@home project [w].

~ a woman on the a train intersects the wearing of a short denim skirt with the placing one foot on the handrail. riders sitting opposite her seat are distracted from studying calvino’s texts for the remainder of the voyage.

~ today’s anticipated drift through long island city failed to materialize. instead, we continued to remain on the island today, exploring the manicured propriety of battery park city and the nationalist hucksterism of battery park itself.

~ a cop pulling over a man on the beach loses his shit over the cop car loudspeaker: “pull over to the right! pull over to the right!!! to the right!!!!!! where the bikes are!!!” meanwhile, the bikes were on the driver’s – and the cop’s – left.

~ green suited humans have been spotted taking up pieces of garbage from the sidewalk on 115th street. they placed the trash into cylindrical containers, then transported it elsewhere. perplexing.

~ “OTHER TOP NEWS . Man held in Texas may be drifter”. has john aschroft now determined that the negotiation of psychogeography is a detainable offense?