~ a cop pulling over a man on the beach loses his shit over the cop car loudspeaker: “pull over to the right! pull over to the right!!! to the right!!!!!! where the bikes are!!!” meanwhile, the bikes were on the driver’s – and the cop’s – left.

~ green suited humans have been spotted taking up pieces of garbage from the sidewalk on 115th street. they placed the trash into cylindrical containers, then transported it elsewhere. perplexing.

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