~ yoda means even more to west harlem than we originally suspected. he has a candle shrine behind the bus stop in front of c-town, a candle-and-poster shrine in front of papa john’s, and a candle-champagne-alize shrine in front of the 112th street liquor store.

~ to those who proclaim the adage that humans are the only animals who will eat rotten food, rest assured that we will maintain this prestige, for our agents stand ready to devour a dinner of two snowball-resembling oranges with vigor. “puny humans!” -the hulk

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