~ to whom it may concern,

as the angry red planet spends its time reading proust, we have no television or vcr in the office. since we can not view bin laden’s ‘smoking gun’ videotape that is being released today, please send us a copy in divx or quicktime. after watching the evidence, we can decide if the u.s. should begin seeking osama bin laden and/or bombing his al queda crew.

-the angry red planet

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