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russians in kabul

29 November 2001 _ 09h15m40 EST
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~ google search:

‘Your search – “wtf are those armed russians doing in kabul?” – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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hmm..


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akira on dvd

30 July 2001 _ 13h46m19 EST
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~ bass.


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movies in bryant park

24 July 2001 _ 09h07m47 EST
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~ any new yorkers – and non-new yorkers – who were present at bryant park for the movie last night can all go to hell.

~ speaking of movies, the ‘akira’ limited edition is released today! if it is already sold out in your town, as it is in mine, try amazon.com [w]. tetsuooooo!!


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carmaggeddon

16 July 2001 _ 12h19m41 EST
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~ from hotline:
   terra cimmeria: ‘…how do i know you are not the admin and are looking for a reason to boot me?’
   xxxxxxx: ‘please…i just want to download carmaggeddon and i don’t know anything about computers.’
   terra cimmeria: ‘ok, ok…it’s dana/dane’

~ i really hope the movie does not look as bad as the first half of the clip with the helicopter, but you can view the ‘spider-man’ movie teasers at jurassicpunk [w]. it is no doubt superfluous to point out that the soundtrack for this marvel movie is crap, since the faithful expect nothing else.


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proust, akira

12 July 2001 _ 11h04m46 EST
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~ wandering towards a horrible proustian experience at central park – where we were to be subjected not only to the music of pop hack leonard bernstein, but also to uncouth behavior of every new yorker who has ever abandoned their trash on public ground or drunkenly and boisterously copulated also on public ground – our library had the benefit of a score from an upper west side trash can: first editions of ‘complexity and contradiction in architecture’ and ‘the international style’.

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~ hot damn, ‘akira’ special edition is released on dvd on july 24th! you can already order it at amazon [w].


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ice cube on mars

5 July 2001 _ 12h32m35 EST
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~ ‘a.i.’ will go down a lot easier for the kubrick fans who realize that he has been long forgotten as far as this film goes; it is well worth at least a matinée price, if one remembers that kids, though absurd, are choice evidence of our shared hopelessness. it’s the beginning of a year of movies sure to inspire regret for being stuck in the weak and powerless new york city theaters: ‘planet of the apes’, ‘final fantasy’, ‘lord of the rings’, and, of course, ‘spider-man’.

~ also: john carpenter + ice cube = ‘ghosts of mars’. bass.


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envoy properties

1 June 2001 _ 16h11m05 EST
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~ hot damn! after a weeks-long struggle to enter our new new york offices , we are celebrating our birthday today six floors above the streets of harlem. as we still lack many facilities, such as furniture and our network, we are updating the log from the break room floor. we have our books and turntables and a brand new val kilmer dvd, so the evening’s office launch party may begin immediately.

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~ this is also the first day of our call for an absolute boycott of both envoy properties on venice boulevard in los angeles and u-haul rental on atlantic avenue in brooklyn. they owe us $550.01 and $23.70, respectively. they are scum; it’s people like them ‘what cause unrest’.


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purpose driven planet

30 March 2001 _ 00h09m35 EST
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~ from time to time, the angry red planet receives criticism from those who find our log to be impersonal and, perhaps, inhuman. is our mission to entertain the masses by converting our internal machinations into a consumable quip, fit only for a patch or, if we are lucky, a freaking t-shirt? this isn’t diaryland; you’ll find nothing resembling the musings of a tortured 16-year old here… the rinds and cores that we throw, daily visions and invasions, are here for you to compile and interpret; nothing has been processed and righteously spilled out. so, sometimes you get to read about linux failures for three weeks; sometimes you get to hear about the man who forced us to examine his collapsing set of teeth at the ward plaza sav-on. however, you can trust us on this: you could not begin to plumb the depths of our frustration in the final hours of life in los angeles

~ you can also trust on this: we will never see ‘spy kids’. never.


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oscars, ethnic cleansing

25 March 2001 _ 11h17m33 EST
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~ we have not forgotten this freaking log in fact, while sleeping on the living room floor last night, a dream of updating this log was envisioned. however, events have been less than remarkable lately, for the week has been spent packing supplies, moving goods to the boys’ and girls’ club, and throwing worthless furniture into the alley behind the angry red offices. all time is being spent preparing for the big move, or spent reading in the front yard.

~ it has come to our attention that there is some movie award show or other in los angeles tonight. we can promise not only will we not seek out this year’s ceremony; we will also promise to take no part in the viewing of next year’s contenders: ‘say it isn’t so’, ‘tomcats’, or ‘see spot run’.

~ saving the best for last, it looks like macedonia has finally decided to get involved in some ethnic persecution. how on earth did these people get along for most of the century as yugoslavia, just to sell out their neighbors in a couple of years’ time?


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gore vidal cuts loose

26 February 2001 _ 09h11m19 EST
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~ gore vidal always seemed to us to be too much of a tight-ass to be much of a liberal, which is why it is such a delightful surprise to find the wry iconoclasm throughout his american chronicles. however, in his latest novel, the golden age, he surpasses his usual irreverence; he is downright alarmist. i don’t know if he is cutting loose with what he knows is most likely his last novel before death, but he paints a terrifying picture of the post-war (ww2) united states:
a nation that intentionally terrifies its own citizens with the threats of predatory nations seeking to destroy them at any moment – a moment that lasts perpetually – so that the citizens will continue to voluntarily turn over a third of their income to a government-subsidized weapons industry which is, in turn, subsidizing the political class to perpetuate the threat – they appear as communism, terrorism, drugs, or, currently, ‘states of concern’.

from the golden age:
‘those rich boys daydream about vast armies and navies conquering all the seas and lands while we humble folk think of boys that we know – sons even – dying in a process that benefits no one but the international banks and their lawyer-lobbyists…the real political struggle in the united states, since the civil war, has been between the peaceful inhabitants of the nation, with their generally representative congresses, and a small professional elite totally split off from the nation, pursuing wealth through wars that they invent and justify and resonate for others to die in.’

-gore vidal

~ a few images of the final thesis work added to the angry red planet thesis section; find them in the ‘development’ section.


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