~ in further evidence that you are a tool of the movie industry, this is how those in the ‘academy’ decides what to serve you: “against a flood of fourth-quarter specialty product, the film couldn’t compete, registering only $2.4 million”

~ in further evidence new york city is inhabited by morons, this is the drivel with which someone flyered the b-train today:

” kill islam
  kill terror
  kill evil

  kill hijacker
  kill homicide-bomber
  kill missile-plane
  kill kidnapper
  kill traitor, oath-breaker
  kill bill n’ hillary clinton

  kill arafat…..kill bin laden

  9-11 never 4-get!”

( if this imbecility is your handiwork, please be advised that one of our agents collected all the flyers in the car and threw them in a trash can on 116th, lest they infect any impressionable young minds. it looks like you’ll have to buy more magic markers.)

~ from 34th street: ‘sax-a-ma-phone! sax-a-ma-phone!’

~ while passing by a couple who were failing in their confused attempts to operate a 44th street parking meter, we were able to overhear: “how dis bitch don’t take dollar bills?” we were left wondering, do people speak this way because they are trying to prove a point concerning the fluidity and proletarian authorship of communication or because they are idiots?

~ although we have had much success with flask/xmpeg, we have given dvd2avi and nandub a try. we are unsure that the necessity of dealing with four steps instead of two, eight hours instead of 4, and fifteen files instead of one, is worth the imperceptible increase in bitrate offered by sbc encoding.

~ we have received numerous emails concerning the possibility of an agent of the angry red planet having been spotted on broadway, weakly trying to force 70 pounds of sweeping compound back into the box from which it had just burst. if you noticed that this sad bastard was desperately weeping, then consider your sighting of an agent confirmed.